Tis the Season

I'm just a humble Jewish boy, so I don't profess to understand much about this "Mistletoe" thing.

But it seems to me a smart man could take advantage of that. Seems to me like maybe people have been hanging that wondrous weed a little too high. Seems like the kinda thing you could fix with a shirt.


Buy one for you and one for your other half. And have yourselves a Very Merry Xmas.

PS- Just make sure not to wear it backwards. Or do. I don't judge.

Someone get Satan a scarf

The shirts are selling. People (many of them you guys) are buying them. With money. Thank you.

The only thing more surprising than the fact the shirts are selling, is the fact that I made any shirts at all. It was something I've wanted to do for a while now. It was one of my "projects". The kind that I "am really going to finish this time". Let me share with you, briefly, a few of the "projects" I've started and have not finished:

• Two comic books
• One partially written short story
• Three short stories that I've thought of but have not written
• A plan for an entire anthology of short stories that are thematically connected
  
• A fucking novel
• A story told through twitter
• A story told through a blog
• Another blog
  

And now, by comparison, the projects I have indeed seen through to completion:

• A blog
• Design T-shirts

So, yeah. Would not have bet on those odds. I'm already working on the next round of shirt designs. In the meantime, somebody get Satan a space-heater. That bastard's gotta be freezing.

Seriously guys, thanks.