Take that, AAA

My wife called me at 7am on Saturday because she found a flat tire after pulling her first all-nighter ER shift. And who came and fixed that bitch in 5 minutes?

Oh, that was me.

Told you I had one redeeming car-related ability.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to change a headlight. If it goes well, I can claim my ability to fix automotive vehicles has increased 100%.

Big update in the coming days, as soon as I get a second to figure out what day/hour/year it is.