Laugh until you cry

This woman may be the finest comic of our time. The dialogue? Impeccable. I've rarely ever...what's that? Are you sure? Serious? Oh come on, no one's that-

Oh g-d. I'm ashamed to share the same species as this woman. In fact, I refuse to believe she is human. She's like an ape whose tail fell off that discovered a video camera near a sprinkler.