Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Michael Phelps becomes G-d, confers invisibility on teamates


I respect what Phelps has done. He couldn't be a bigger deal if he'd walked across the pool for his last race. But it really blows for his team mates. There were some incredible guys there. Like Lochte, who medaled twice in less than an hour. And those other guys, who raced really well. You know, whatsarenames.

It's not Phelps' fault. According to what I've been drip-fed by the media, he's a fantastic guy. He once killed a hundred nazis barehanded and discovered the power of unassisted flight, just to save a cat up a tree. Or something like that.

And I'm not saying any of that is a lie, or MP isn't the new JC. I'm just saying it really blows to be the other guys on Swim Team USA. Whoever the hell they are.

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